What I´ve discovered about the French!!!
And right through the palace they go
look how pretty he is
The French don´t use the toilet, that´s for sure! Everywhere we go there are no toilets, even in these huge amazing parklands they have all over the place, no toilet! We found ourselves in Bordeaux on the night of the ´Fete De La Musique´´, massive crowds, to crushing point at some stages, bands playing all over the city in alleys & outside cafes, but no public toilet anywhere. Many puddles of urine in every covered doorway & dark alley, (alright for you guys), but nowhere for us women to piss! And if you do happen upon a toilet in the street they´re often closed at 8pm, what´s with that? You don´t need a toilet after 8!
Hence I´ve mastered the art of covert pissing, only works if you have a ong dress on to disguise the fact that your undies are around your knees, but I´m getting good at it, what else is one supposed to do? Kyle just laughs at me, again!
They love their car horns & honk all day & you don´t dare pause a second after the lights turn green, they´re right onto you, impatient bastards!
And they really don´t like the Poms, as soon as you say your from Aus they talk & smile & help, it´s really quite amazing!
Well it´s turning into quite an adventure now as we´ve headed out of the city & into the little towns along the coast where no-one speaks any English, so we´re doing lots of pointing & driving in circles.
The car´s getting good use & so far we´ve driven 1,500 miles (2,400km), not bad. But whoever told me that everything is so close in Europe has something to answer for, so far we´ve seen France & it´s huge, none of this driving 3 countries in a day?
I think Kyle & I are starting to go mad after 2 months together, we´re quite batty now as we chat away to each other & sound like a couple of mad idiots bantering away about nothing.
I´ve come to realise how much I miss conversation as there´s no-one else to talk to except Kyle & only so much you can say to your traveling companion & son each day! So far we´ve not been meeting many other travelers or those that speak English to stike up a converstion with & God help the first one I find, they won´t be able to get away!
Sorry about the photo situation, so far haven´t found a computer that we can download onto, pity as we have some great photos to share, but as soon as we can we will.
Chat soon XXXXXX
look how pretty he is
The French don´t use the toilet, that´s for sure! Everywhere we go there are no toilets, even in these huge amazing parklands they have all over the place, no toilet! We found ourselves in Bordeaux on the night of the ´Fete De La Musique´´, massive crowds, to crushing point at some stages, bands playing all over the city in alleys & outside cafes, but no public toilet anywhere. Many puddles of urine in every covered doorway & dark alley, (alright for you guys), but nowhere for us women to piss! And if you do happen upon a toilet in the street they´re often closed at 8pm, what´s with that? You don´t need a toilet after 8!
Hence I´ve mastered the art of covert pissing, only works if you have a ong dress on to disguise the fact that your undies are around your knees, but I´m getting good at it, what else is one supposed to do? Kyle just laughs at me, again!
They love their car horns & honk all day & you don´t dare pause a second after the lights turn green, they´re right onto you, impatient bastards!
And they really don´t like the Poms, as soon as you say your from Aus they talk & smile & help, it´s really quite amazing!
Well it´s turning into quite an adventure now as we´ve headed out of the city & into the little towns along the coast where no-one speaks any English, so we´re doing lots of pointing & driving in circles.
The car´s getting good use & so far we´ve driven 1,500 miles (2,400km), not bad. But whoever told me that everything is so close in Europe has something to answer for, so far we´ve seen France & it´s huge, none of this driving 3 countries in a day?
I think Kyle & I are starting to go mad after 2 months together, we´re quite batty now as we chat away to each other & sound like a couple of mad idiots bantering away about nothing.
I´ve come to realise how much I miss conversation as there´s no-one else to talk to except Kyle & only so much you can say to your traveling companion & son each day! So far we´ve not been meeting many other travelers or those that speak English to stike up a converstion with & God help the first one I find, they won´t be able to get away!
Sorry about the photo situation, so far haven´t found a computer that we can download onto, pity as we have some great photos to share, but as soon as we can we will.
Chat soon XXXXXX
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